This God-forsaken Economy

It's been over two months since I was gainfully employed, and right now it looks as if there's no relief in sight. My connects can't connect, and my contacts aren't contacting me. I've seriously contemplated pursuing a position in "pharmaceutical" sales. Would I be wrong? I mean, a man's gotta eat right? I've got a business mind, so I think I've got an edge on the average street hustler. If you see me pushing the new R8, don't ask any questions.