Men are from Mars, Women are from Uranus (or some other ungodly location)

I find it hard to believe that no one has posted about the one thing that can bring down all men on the grind: Women.  Women can sometimes be the scourge of the universe.  A wise man once said that "the road to Hell is paved with buying shit for girls."  I'd like to amend that statement by saying that the road Hell is paved with women.  Period.  This shit is unreal.  I don't think there's a woman on Earth who can go 48 hours without bitching and moaning about something that seems insignificant or not that serious.  Said woman follows the introductory bitching session with more bitching about how your calm nature (most men don't freak out at random bs) translates to you not caring about her tiny problem that somehow has become the worst thing ever to occur to any human being that has ever lived.  I sometimes think that women were put on this Earth to drive men to madness.  They my be part of some major alien plan to eradicate all of humanity.  The funny thing is, it's not just dumb girls anymore.  Now they have taken the form of femme-bots (that's right), who come across as extra cool and void of any dumb girl qualities,  until you let your guard down, and then BAM!  They hit you where it hurts with the previously outlined whining and complaining.  Unfortunately, we (of the non-homosexual background) are forced to deal with this plague called estrogen on a daily basis, and there is nothing that can be done about it.  I long for a return to the caveman days, where any craziness was responded to with a swift club shot to the temple.  Stupid beiches.